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As you may know, Vitamin Water's labels are FULL of smart ass comments. I bought the one called "Focus" yesterday and is what the label said:

"a rceent sudty funod taht it deosn't meattr waht odrer the ltteers of a wrod are in, the olny ipmraotnt tihng  is taht th fsirt and lsat ltteers are in the crrocet piotiosn. untaeforuntely taht's not the csae for evtheimyg in lfie. smoetmies the in btweeen sfutf mtaters. (imganie if you olny put on yuor hat and sheos bfeore ginog out). taht's why we mda...
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I watched The Holiday this weekend on TBS. I'm not going to lie, there is NOTHING in this world that can make me want to change homes with a total stranger out of the blue. Did anyone find that odd? I mean seriously. What if that person in a child molester? Then when you walk in you go to put your coat in the closet and you find a bunch of shaking tied up children.

Or what if this person you trade with has one of those booty calls who comes at a certain time and day of every week? You wake in...
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Can Iron Man become anemic?

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About three weeks ago, they discovered that Red Bull has cocaine in it. Haha I'm not shocked. Red Bull gives you wings! (Aka you are high)

No wonder Brownie loves Red Bull so much

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Getting tired of the hassle of myspace? With their new ways of blocking pedos like you and parental supervision. And to those who aren't pedos but crazy fangirls, tired of all the moving around following your favorite stars or waiting for them to blog so you can find out what they are doing or where they are? Guess what! A man named Jack Dorsey made stalking your favorite star or maybe the 13 year old down the street you want to rape SO much easier! How? You may ask. One word, Twitter.

Ah yes....
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I realized something the other day. It was a rather late realization, yes. You know how most christians are all anti-gays? You know, God wants us with the opposite sex. It's the natural way. If they are all anti-gays then why are Catholic priests raping little boys? Is it not wrong if a priest does it? 
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So recently, my father brought home a case of orange vitamin water. I love vitamin water. So, on saturday I was waiting for cream cheese to come to room temperature that way I could make cheesecake and I was reading a bottle of vitamin water. Random, no? Well I realized that they are full of smart ass remarks. Listen (read) to this:

"ah, orange juice commercials. funny stuff. mom cheerfully prepares some huge breakfast while the rest of her family sleeps. sure, this could happen. but every mor...
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was not brown, Brownie. For some odd reason Brownie thinks she is Jesus. She doesn't even believe in Jesus. Haha oh well

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I understand that that is one random title. Makes you think of tampons, no? Or circles...

Wayany, I was watching tv the other day and the Playtex Gentle Glide tampons commercial came on. Then, I  realized that not only does Playtex make tampons they make sippy cups along with a bunch of other random shit (bras, wipes, sunblock, Wet Ones *wipes*, a diaper disposal system, and tons more!).  Isn't that totally random? I mean who sets out to make a company for tampons and sippy cups? Who decides t...
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