Welcome to Bleach's Bottle


Bleach BLEACHY is in the bottle! I enjoy long skips on the beach with my pet fish, Vaca. He prefers to run on the beach though. Well uh....you can probably figure out the rest through my blogs.

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Singing myself to sleep

Posted by You Know Who on Thursday, July 2, 2009, In : Totally Random 
Can Iron Man become anemic?

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Red Bull

Posted by Bleach on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, In : Totally Random 
About three weeks ago, they discovered that Red Bull has cocaine in it. Haha I'm not shocked. Red Bull gives you wings! (Aka you are high)

No wonder Brownie loves Red Bull so much

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Attention Stalkers!

Posted by Bleach on Sunday, May 3, 2009, In : Totally Random 
Getting tired of the hassle of myspace? With their new ways of blocking pedos like you and parental supervision. And to those who aren't pedos but crazy fangirls, tired of all the moving around following your favorite stars or waiting for them to blog so you can find out what they are doing or where they are? Guess what! A man named Jack Dorsey made stalking your favorite star or maybe the 13 year old down the street you want to rape SO much easier! How? You may ask. One word, Twitter.

Ah yes....
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360 degree coverage....and more!

Posted by Bleachers on Friday, February 20, 2009, In : Totally Random 
I understand that that is one random title. Makes you think of tampons, no? Or circles...

Wayany, I was watching tv the other day and the Playtex Gentle Glide tampons commercial came on. Then, I  realized that not only does Playtex make tampons they make sippy cups along with a bunch of other random shit (bras, wipes, sunblock, Wet Ones *wipes*, a diaper disposal system, and tons more!).  Isn't that totally random? I mean who sets out to make a company for tampons and sippy cups? Who decides t...
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Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho, won't trust a ho, 'cause the ho won't trust me.

Posted by Bleeeeeeeeeeach on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, In : Totally Random 

I have one thing to say: 



Yes, chocolate.

No, I'm not a whore. Just an inside joke, hope it made you at least smile :-)
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Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek

Posted by Bleeeeeeeeeeach on Sunday, January 4, 2009, In : Totally Random 

Hello my two readers who probably stumbled upon this site while looking up porn. I have news for you, we don't have porn, but we do have this:
 

Sexy, no? This next one will FORCE you to love guys.



Oh yes, bananas.

Haha okay, I'm done with that. Well my battery is about to die.

Until next time my two guy loving readers,

           Bleach


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