So recently, my father brought home a case of orange vitamin water. I love vitamin water. So, on saturday I was waiting for cream cheese to come to room temperature that way I could make cheesecake and I was reading a bottle of vitamin water. Random, no? Well I realized that they are full of smart ass remarks. Listen (read) to this:

"ah, orange juice commercials. funny stuff. mom cheerfully prepares some huge breakfast while the rest of her family sleeps. sure, this could happen. but every morning? please.  maybe if mom were heavily medicated, in which case, we wouldn't  condone operating a stove or any electrical appliance.

for those of us who don't live in an orange juice commercial, there's still a way to get you morning nutrition. this product has calcium and lots of vitamin c, so you can get your day started right, minus the whole stepford mom thing."

See? Smart ass. Trust me there's more. The bottle is full of this stuff, you just have to read because I don't feel like typing it : b