Are you speeding?

May 4, 2009
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around.
 

Water bed

February 26, 2009
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

A cherry float

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Good year or great year?

February 23, 2009
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

A: One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.
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Taxi! Taxi!

February 21, 2009
One woman gets in a taxi and says, "The airport please?"

The taxi driver (after staring at her) says, "You're the third pregnant lady I've drove to the airport today."

Confused she replies, "I'm not pregnant."

Then the taxi driver says, "Well you haven't arrived to the airport yet."





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About Sox Drawer


Sox Surely, you are wondering why this is called Sox Drawer. Well, Sox Drawer is a page of sex jokes. Why you ask? Because everybody knows that is where people stash their porn/"toys"/sexy clothes. Yeah, buddy. We know. Who doesn't know? Oh well. Now everyone knows.

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