Getting tired of the hassle of myspace? With their new ways of blocking pedos like you and parental supervision. And to those who aren't pedos but crazy fangirls, tired of all the moving around following your favorite stars or waiting for them to blog so you can find out what they are doing or where they are? Guess what! A man named Jack Dorsey made stalking your favorite star or maybe the 13 year old down the street you want to rape SO much easier! How? You may ask. One word, Twitter.

Ah yes. A site where your favorite stars next rape victim  tells you EXACTLY what they are doing.


Example:
 

The box literally asks, What Am I Doing. And you type what you are doing. Haha. Not only does it makes stalking so much easier, but imagine what people can write in that. I bet tons of people lie. We KNOW you aren't really watching tv, you're masturbating aren't you buddy?

Here's what people tweet *term for when you tell people what you are going on twitter*:

   Post 1: Watching tv
   Post 2: Going to the park
   Post 3: About to shower
   Post 4: Sleep

What they are REALLY doing:
 
  Honest Post 1: Watching porno on tv
  Honest Post 2: Going to the park to check out chick's boobs
  Honest Post 3: Going to masturbate
  Honest Post 4: Masturbating. Again.

Of course this is either a guy or a lesbian. Hahaha. Twitter is great, no? I'm going to go tweet now! Jk.

Thanks for reading!