As you may know, Vitamin Water's labels are FULL of smart ass comments. I bought the one called "Focus" yesterday and is what the label said:

"a rceent sudty funod taht it deosn't meattr waht odrer the ltteers of a wrod are in, the olny ipmraotnt tihng  is taht th fsirt and lsat ltteers are in the crrocet piotiosn. untaeforuntely taht's not the csae for evtheimyg in lfie. smoetmies the in btweeen sfutf mtaters. (imganie if you olny put on yuor hat and sheos bfeore ginog out). taht's why we mda...
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I realized something the other day. It was a rather late realization, yes. You know how most christians are all anti-gays? You know, God wants us with the opposite sex. It's the natural way. If they are all anti-gays then why are Catholic priests raping little boys? Is it not wrong if a priest does it? 
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So recently, my father brought home a case of orange vitamin water. I love vitamin water. So, on saturday I was waiting for cream cheese to come to room temperature that way I could make cheesecake and I was reading a bottle of vitamin water. Random, no? Well I realized that they are full of smart ass remarks. Listen (read) to this:

"ah, orange juice commercials. funny stuff. mom cheerfully prepares some huge breakfast while the rest of her family sleeps. sure, this could happen. but every mor...
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