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Brownie Hola, me amigos. ich bin Rome, oder Brownie. tunn toi kya khabhar nathi. no, that's not all the same language. no, I won't tell you what languages they are. I am Brownie. I am brown. I like Manzini, Tokio Hotel, and Eminem. there's more, but no, I will not tell you. read my blogs, and I'll give you sugar. talk in the Butter Box, and you'll go insane. enjoy your stay here. =D

Guess Who?

December 31, 2009
Guess who's back?
Back again?
Shady's back, back.
Tell a friend.

8-)

Brownieandbleach.synthasite.com, this is for you!

Guess Who

Did you Miss me?

Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Dina Rea
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you

Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!

Dr. Dre, 2020, Yeah
 

Bwhahahaha

December 31, 2009
I decided today that I would just take over Brownie's page here. HAH! She probably won't even notice I did this.

Wall me, B. Wall me on a vibrating wall. <--Just in case she does see this.

    That's all,

             Bleachyyyyyyyy

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Ich Bin Jesus

March 30, 2009
There is something important I have to tell all yinz.

I am
Jesus.

Bless
you, my dear fucked up children, and have a good day.

Jesus has just left the post box.

 

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Boredom is my Hubby

February 10, 2009
... actually, I lied. its--hehe, never mind.

so, I decided to be bored.

just kidding. ^_^

I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle here is  my--

fuck.

what's after that?!?!?!?!?! O_______________O...

*fail*



^^ that is awesome. =D



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Hai guys

January 21, 2009
wow, I'm bored.

I have nothing really important to say.
okay, well, maybe I do.

I have to say, family annoys me sometimes. but oh well, who gives a flying fuck.

wheeeeeeeeeeee!!

I just sneezed.
O_O

=D

have a nice, safe day!

PS: 08AMA was inaugurated today. EEE!!

PPS: remember children, chocolate is always the answer. wink wink



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Manzini Time!

January 4, 2009
Oh, my God!

I died, and went to heaven. Or, smoking hot hell.

Yeah, I'm talking about Manzini.

Now, he. is. awesome.



feel free to drool. *____*

I know, like, nothing about this guy. apparently he's 17, a sexy break dancer, Danish, aaanddd he looks a lot like Tom Kaulitz. okay well kinda, but still. =D

short post, but duude listen to "The Balloon Song." its unbelievably amazing and I'm listening to it right now, hehe.

until then, byebye!





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Brownie's Second Attempt At Her First Post

January 1, 2009
Fucking, Hell.

I had this pimped out post, but nooooooooooooooooo NOTHING goes right for the Brown person! Nope. Never.
Ugh.

Okay, so.

I'm trying this out, because I like it. Catches peoples eyeballs attention, know what I'm sayin?

Anywhoo,

Ich. Liebe. liebe liebe liebe Tokio Hotel
Fo shizzle.

I'm sure you're one of these people, listed down below:
1. You have no idea who the fuck they are.
- Ask, and I WILL shall tell. *__*
2. You do know who they are, but hate them.
- I don't really care. rea...

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Brownie's first non-post

January 1, 2009
I like sniffing sugar...
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